Soul Calibur IV and V Freaking out 9

Soul Calibur IV and V Freaking out 9

Freaking 81

*far from Devener Castle*

*Pyrrha with her deformed arm and Patroklos are heading to town after defeating Elysium and destroying the soul swords*
Patroklos: It’s so good to have you back, dear sister.
Pyrrha: I’m glad to have you back too… But, my arm… I’m still malfested.
Patroklos: I don’t care anymore if you’re malfested or not. You are my sister, and that’s all.
Pyrrha: But the citizens… They’ll try to hurt me.
Patroklos: I’ll protect you, don’t worry.
Pyrrha: Thanks*shy smile*…… *notices a spider on Patroklos’ back* Uh, brother.
Patroklos: Yes?
Pyrrha: There’s a spider on your back…*points with her claw*
Patroklos: O.O; WAAAAHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!! *shakes and waves his arms madly trying to remove the spider*
Pyrrha: Let me help you! *rises her claw*
Patroklos: Wait, no-
Pyrrha: *slaps the spider out of Patroklos back with her claw, slashing his back and ripping his spinal cord* Ooops. I-I’m sorry!
Patroklos: Aaaaaaawww…*falls dead on the ground*
                             K.O!
Pyrrha: Oh god! What have I done?!
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Freaking 82

*at Astral Chaos*

*Mitsurugi is searching for Algol*

Mitsurugi: *spots Algol* It’s time for us to finish our battle! *draws his katana*
Algol: Indeed. Our battle was abruptly interrupted, but this time it will be a battle to the death! *gets to his stance*
Mitsurugi: Prepare to lose! *gets to his stance*
Algol: MUSIC!
*‘On the catwalk’ begins to play*
Mitsurugi: What?!
                           BATTLE
                            FIGHT!
*A light spot appears from nowhere and shines Algol*
Algol: behold my great powers!! *begins dancing to the song sensually*
Mitsurugi: …………… Dance fight…?
Algol: *finishes his dance*Take this! Now, show me what you got!
*The light spot shines Mitsurugi*
Mitsurugi: o_o???
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Freaking 83

*in nowhere*

*Elysium is talking to Patroklos*

Elysium: That’s the only way to save Pyrrha, take the sword and together we will kill Pyrrha.
Patroklos: Yes… *about to take Soul Calibur*
Sophitia: *appears out of nowhere* NOOOOO!!!
Patroklos: Mother...? I mean, mother number 2?
Sophitia: Don’t believe on that bitch! She’s not your mother! *kicks Soul Calibur away and runs towards Elysium*
Elysium: She’s lying! I’m your mother, not her!
Sophitia: Shut up, you whore! *jumps on Elysium and starts pulling her hair with violence*
Elysium: Don’t listen to that witch! Take the sword and kill her! *pulls Sophita’s hair with violence*
Patroklos: o_o *watches the catfight between his two mothers*
Sophitia: She’s not real! Take the sword and kill that nagging whore! *keeps rolling on the floor, fighting*
Elysium: No! She is the faker! Kill her stead! *rolling on the ground while fighting*
Sophitia: Shut up shitty mouth, you sadistic bitch! *slaps Elysium’s face and pulls her hair*
Elysium: Get off me, you gutting bitch! *pulls Sophitia’s hair and scratches her face*
*Elysium and Sophitia keeps rolling on the floor, pulling each other hair*
Patroklos: Wait……If I have only mothers and no father. That means… I was adopted by a couple of lesbians?
Elysium and Sophitia: *stops fighting and stares at Patroklos*O_O???
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Freaking 84

*at a trail*

*Maxi, Leixia, Natsu and Xiba are traveling*

Xiba: Come on! I’m hungry! Just a little!
Leixia: No! For the last time, no! *takes her apple away from Xiba*
Natsu: *face palm*
Maxi: *annoyed*
Xiba: But I want!
Leixia: No! Lord Maxi, tell Xiba to stop!
Maxi: ENOUGH!!! Why… why, Edge Master, you bastard! Why you made me a babysitter!?!?!?!
Natsu: Uh, you ok?
Maxi: No, I’m not! I’m a pirate! I am supposed to be sailing, not taking care of whining kids!!!
Natsu: Hey! We aren’t kids!
Maxi: Wait…… You know what? Edge Master said I should bring only Xiba to Kilik…
Leixia: What are you thinking?
Maxi: *smiles*

*at town*

Dampierre: Thanks for selling those young slaves to me!
Maxi: Welcome. *takes the money and leaves only with Xiba*
Leixia: Lord Maxi! You cannot leave us here!! I’ll tell my mother!! *trying to remove the chains on her arms*
Natsu: You bastard, you gonna pay for selling us!!!*trying to get free*
Maxi: Hehehehe…
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Freaking 85

*At Devener castle*

*Nightmare is standing in front of the fire*
Nightmare: …
Servant: *bows* Master… We managed to defeat the attackers.
Nightmare: That only means one thing…
Servant: …?
Nightmare: *turns* You know what it means?
Servant: What, my lord?
Nightmare: NIGHTMARE HAS STYLE!!! *begins dancing and singing Gangnam Style* N-N-N-N Nightmare has style!! Ehhhhh, Sexy Tira!! N-N-N-N-N Nightmare has style*leaves the room dancing*
Servant: o_O
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Freaking 86

*In an open forest*

*Viola and Z.W.E.I are traveling*

Z.W.E.I: How far can we be?
Viola: …
*Raphael appears out from a bush*
Raphael: You both! I’m looking for a little girl called Amy. Did you see her?
Z.W.E.I: How’s she?
Raphael: She was… *stares at Viola* …Just like you…
Viola: Me?
Raphael: Yes…… Amy?
Viola: Amy?
Raphael: Amy.
Viola: …Amy??
Raphael: Amy!
Viola: Amy…
Raphael: Amy.
*they keep repeating the name Amy to each other*
Z.W.E.I: *stares with a clueless face*………What?! ):/
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Freaking 87

*in a forest trail*

*Maxi, Natsu, Xiba and Leixia are traveling… Again, after he bought them back*

Natsu: Never try to sell us again!!
Leixia: Yeah! Or you’ll get another black eye!
Maxi: *stroking his black eye* Sure, sure… *muttering*Hell, they fight like male barbarians…
Leixia: Hey! We heard that!
Maxi: Yeah, exactly what I said! You two fight like male barbarians!!
Natsu: That’s enough! I’m going to- *sees a bush moving*
Ezio: *comes out from the bush* …
Lexia: Who’s he?!
Natsu: *stares at Ezio* !!!
Ezio: *stares at Natsu* !!!
Xiba: Hmm?
Natsu: *nears Ezio*
Ezio: *nears Natsu*
*they keep staring at each other*
Leixia: What… are they doing?
Natsu: Assassin? *points at Ezio*
Ezio: Ninja? *points at Natsu*
Natsu: *noods*Ninja.
Ezio: *noods* Assassin.
Maxi: What the hell is this?!
Natsu: Assassin! ^_^
Ezio: Ninja!
*Ezio and Natsu hug each other*
Maxi, Leixia and Xiba: ?!?!
*Ezio and Natsu go away together*
Maxi, Leixia and Xiba: ……WHAT?!?!?! O_o
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Freaking 88

*In open sea*

*Maxi is sailing*

Maxi: *takes a deep breath* Ahhhh… It’s so good to be at the sea again.

*suddenly the sky turns gray and a storm begins*

Maxi: What the hell?

*Adrian, the ghost ship emerges out from the water*

Maxi: WHAT?! That can’t be! He was dead!!

*The Adrian nears Maxi’s ship and a shadowy figure appears on the pier*

Cervantes: *remains quiet*
Maxi: *draws his nunchucks* You’re not raiding our ship!!
Maxi’s crew: *draw their swords*
Cervantes’crew: *appears behind Cervantes and remains still*
Maxi: What are those dead idiots waiting?!

*The music ‘Thriller’ from Michael Jackson plays out from nowhere*

Cervantes and his crew: *all dances to the song*
Maxi and his crew: WTF??? o_O
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Freaking 89

*At the Cavern of Light and Darkness*

*Aeon is feed on a human corpse*

Aeon: *eating* I must keep feeding to recover my memories!
Lizardman: Hmmm…Chief.
Aeon: what?
Lizardman: How will you recover your memories by eating flesh?
Aeon: I absorb their minds and souls!
Lizardman: Sure, but how will you recover YOUR memories?
Aeon: I don’t know! I’ll just keep eating!
Lizardman: ……
Aeon: *gasps* Memories! I’m getting memories! …That’s me as a human, I’m seeing me as boy!
Lizardman:
Aeon: …………..Wait……I’m calling him of “Aeon, my son” ………*looks at the dead body* …….That’s……M-my FATHER!!!!!
Lizardman: D8
Aeon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I ATE MY FATHER I ATE MY FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX *runs in random directions in full despair in full despair*
Lizardman: O_O ……>_> *goes to eat what remained of the body*
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Freaking 90

*near Kilik and Xianghua’s house*

*Kilik and Xianghua are talking while walking with their children*

Kilik: Then I traveled, climbing the huge mountains just to find you.
Xianghua: Oh, Kilik, that’s so brave of you! <3
Leixia: Dad Kilik, you’re so awesome! I want to be a warrior just like you!
Leixin: Me too!
*Maxi comes with Natsu and Xiba*
Natsu: Hi, Leixia!
Leixia: Hi! ^_^
Maxi: Kilik, I’m already tired of being a babysitter of you son. Be a responsible father and take your little devil here! *shoves Xiba towards Kilik*
Xiba: Ouch! Hey, I’m not a potato bag! ……Oh baked potatoes… So hungry…
Xianghua: But, Xiba is not our son.
Kilik: Yeah.
Maxi: Stop lying! I know he is and you abandoned him because he eats too damn much!
Kilik: No! He’s not! If he was my son, then I would gladly take care of him!
Maxi: And he is! So take him!
Kilik: You have no proof that he’s my son!
Maxi: I have the papers here! *shows the documents*
Kilik: Those can be forged!
Maxi: By the master, What must I do to make you believe?!.
Ezio: *randomly passes by*
Maxi: YOU!!! *points at Ezio*
Ezio: *stops* *points at himself with a confused look*…? ):/
Maxi: Yes, you! *grabs Ezio by the arm and place him in front of Xiba and Kilik*
Ezio: ???
Xianghua: Aren’t you the guy that can see invisible stuffs?
Ezio: *very confused*……
Natsu: Oh hi! Master Taki says a lot of things of you. ^_^
Ezio: Ciao(Hi). Is she ok? I heard she went missing.
Natsu: Yes, she-
Maxi: Put the conversation aside! Now tell us; Xiba, this boy here is son of Kilik or not?!
Ezio: *Uses his Eagle Sense* …He is.
Kilik: WHAT?! D8
Maxi: HA!! See?! Now stay with him! *shoves Xiba to Kilik* Good luck trying to feed this bottomless pit! *goes away running*
Natsu: Bye!
Ezio: Arrivederci(Good-bye)! And if you find Taki; tell her to meet me; I need to talk to her!
Natsu: I will! *goes away with Maxi*
Kilik: But… Wait!! …
Xiba: I’m hungry.
*Everyone remains quiet*
Xianghua: Wait… If he’s your son… You dumbed one of our children?! )8<
Kilik: …Hehe… ^_^;
Leixia: Ooops… We better go to our room. *leaves with Leixin*
Xianghua: …I’ll get my sword.
Kilik: *sweating nervously* Sweetheart, wait…I can explain!
Ezio: *uncomfortably strokes his head* Hmm……I have no part in this, so… I think I’m going on my way…
Xianghua: No, you stay. I’ll need help to ditch the body into the lake. *draws sword*
Kilik: *Terrified stare* O O; Oh god…
Ezio: *remains speechless* o_o