Soul Calibur IV Freaking out
*In a forest near Ostrheinsburg*
Siegfried: Man, I`m so thirsty! *he
looks at Soul Calibur who`s made of ice crystals*
Soul Calibur: … What? ......
Wait, what are you doing!? O_O
Siegfried: * looks around and sees
nobody* … It`s worthwhile to try…* rises Soul Calibur
and touch it with his tongue*
Soul Calibur: XP
Siegfried: My tongue is frozen, I can`t
take out my tongue! D8
Soul Calibur: x_x
Siegfried: * pushes until his tongue is
tore apart who keeps stacked on Soul Calibur* WAAAAA!!! MHA
Soul Calibur: You idiot.
*An armor soldier is in his guard
Cassandra: *points at the soldier* YOU!
Where`s Soul Edge!? I want my sister back!! D:<
Armor soldier: ………,
Cassandra: ….!?!? *gets totally
frustrated and start moving her arms up and down furiously* Why don`t
you answer me you stupid, DUMBASS armor!?!?!?!? DX<
*The armor take It`s sword and points
It at Cassandra`s belly*
Cassandra: W-Wait… Why are you
pointing that sword at me??*sees the soldier moving* OH, S*******!
*The soldier stabs Cassandra*
*Far away from Ostrheinsburg*
Talim: I`ll follow the wind whatever It
*The wind blows to the west and Talim
follows. Then the wind pass through a super strong river full of
Talim: I must continue… * she
jumps in the river, gets scratched, full of cuts, totally wet and
almost drowned* I…MUST… FOLLOW … WIND!!
*The wind passes through a swamp full
of mud, holes, poison frogs, stones and crocodiles*
Talim: O_O * She keeps going, fall in
the mud and hit her head in the stones making a big tumor and some
cuts, than she falls in a hole and almost get choked by lianas, gets
poisoned by the frogs and severely injured by crocodiles* *Crawling*
F-FOLLOW…. W-WIND x_o
*The wind blows off cliff*
Talim: …… * She jumps and
Cervantes: *pounds the door*
Ivy: *opens the door* Good morning…
Cervantes: * makes an attack throw* Not
Cervantes: *makes another attack throw*
Not so fast!
Ivy: Go ask alms to another person!
*Closes the door*
Raphael: I`ll be right back my dear
Amy, just wait until I`m back, ok?
Amy: …*no response*
Amy: … Amy
Raphael: … O_o Amy, are you even
listening to me? ... Amy?
Raphael: Are you ok?
*In a forest*
Xianghua: Kilik, are you sure this is
the right way?
Kilik: Of course, my sacred mirror
knows the way to find Soul Edge.
*They arrive in a place full of
Xianghua: What the hell are those ugly
*Lizardman gets near then*
Xianghua: get away from me!
Kilik: Oh, come on Xianghua, It doesn`t
want to harm us… To be serious, he looks pretty friendly. *
extends his hand to rub Lizardman`s head*
Lizardman: D8< *bites Kilik`s hand*
Kilik: Ghhaaa!!! My hand, you bitted my
hand! * he`s about to take his Kali-Yuga to hit Lizardman*
Xianghua: Kilik, wait!
RRRRRRAAAAWWWW!!!!/KIIIIILLLL HIIIIIIMM!!!!/ D:< * hordes of
Lizardmen jump at Kilik, dilacerating him*
Kilik: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! HELP,
HELP!!!! THEY ARE EATING ME ALIVE!!! HEELLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEE!!!!! *he`s
eaten alive by the Lizardmen*
Xianghua: OMG, KILIK!!!... W-Wait…
W-What are you doing!?!?.... STAY AWAY FROM ME!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!
HEEELLLLLLLP!!! D8 *she`s taken by then to be eaten in the dinner*
Yunsung: I bet my soul that you cannot
Tira (jolly): Silly boy, to kill you I
don`t even need to touch you!
Yunsung: Hehe, Then show me! >
Tira (jolly): OOOOOOK! ^_^ …..
Yunsung: Watch… what???* sees a
giant flock of ravens going towards him* HOLY CRAP!! D8
*the entire flock attack him, pecking
and scratching him to death*
Tira (jolly): I told you. ^_^
Yunsung: WAAAAAAA!!! HEELLLLLP!!!
*agonizes and dies* X_X
*Somewhere near of a village*
Mitsurugi: You`ll be just a stain on my
blade*draw his weapon and gets to his fighting stance*
Setsuka: you will pay for what you have
done to my master. I`ll not hesitate, DIE!!
*The two start fighting for their lives
and honor, Mitsurugi tries to attack her but she`s faster and attacks
him fist obliging him to keep defending*
Mitsurugi: *gets frustrated* enough of
this crap!*kicks Shishi-oh away and grabs a gun*
Mitsurugi: Asta la vista Baby!* Shoots
Setsuka many times*
Setsuka:*falls dead on the ground* X_X
Mitsurugi:*keeps shooting Setsuka until
the ammunition is over* I will be back.
*Somewhere near Ostrheinsburg
Astaroth: You maggot! You think you can
defeat me!? HAHAHAHAHA! You are nothing more than a mere worn!
Maxi: you better watch your words you
freak! * Attacks Astaroth, but is deflected by his massive stone
Astaroth: HAHAHAHAHA!!! You can`t even
hurt me! HAHAHA! >
Maxi: Ah Yeah? So EAT THIS! * Join his
hands with his fingers stretched*
KAAAAAAAAMEEEEERAAAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!* the kameramera
hits Astaroth making a giant hole in his chest*
Astaroth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*Falls on
the floor moaning in agony *… You… Will….
PAY!!*points at Maxi*
Maxi: What you gonna do now uh? HAHA! I
learned that in Dragon Ball Z! You see, you messed with the bull and
now you got a-
Astaroth: DO-DO-PIIIEEE!!!!* The
dodopie hits Maxi in the head killing him immediately*
Astaroth: I got this in Dragon Ball Z
as well*coughs*…. You…. Maggot!*agonizes and dies as
*Nightmare is sat on his throne reading
*Tira gets inside of the throne room
and bows to Nightmare*
Nightmare: What do you want
servant?*still reading the book*
Tira (gloomy): My king, there`s
something happening near your lands
Nightmare: and what`s the problem?*
still reading the book*
Tira (gloomy): A giant tower has
appeared out from nowhere and-
Nightmare:*Drops the book on the floor*
what!?... Where!? Show me, NOW!*rise up from his throne and walks
Tira (gloomy): *walks to the broken
stained window and points to the huge tower* It appeared some minutes
ago and It`s sending a weird energy. If It continues, It will make
your evil energy disappear from the lands.
Nightmare: OH no, he will NOT! *Soul
Edge starts to bright and sends a wave of power towards the tower*
*At Tower of Rememberance*
Algol: Just a few more details and It`s
done.*using his powers to construct the final part of the top of the
tower* Done! *looks around* Ah! Home, sweet home!
*Suddenly he feels an evil energy
coming from somewhere*
Algol: What the…?
*a giant eye appears from nowhere on
Algol: AAAA!!! My beautiful floor!
Who`s the responsible of this!!?......Wait…..*examines the
energy* no… It can`t be…
*the giant eye blinks almost like It`s
Algol: ….*hears Nightmare
(maniacal laugh) Nice vista you bastard! >
Algol: NOOOOOOO! *fall to his
knees*CURSE YOU SOUL EDGE!!! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! DX