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Soul Calibur IV Freaking out


Freaking 1


*In a forest near Ostrheinsburg*


Siegfried: Man, I`m so thirsty! *he
looks at Soul Calibur who`s made of ice crystals*


Soul Calibur: … What? ......
Wait, what are you doing!? O_O


Siegfried: * looks around and sees
nobody* … It`s worthwhile to try…* rises Soul Calibur
and touch it with his tongue*


Soul Calibur: XP


Siegfried: My tongue is frozen, I can`t
take out my tongue! D8


Soul Calibur: x_x


Siegfried: * pushes until his tongue is
tore apart who keeps stacked on Soul Calibur* WAAAAA!!! MHA
T-HHHOMGHHHEE!!! Dx


Soul Calibur: You idiot.






Freaking 2


*outside Ostrheinsburg
castle*


*An armor soldier is in his guard
position*


Cassandra: *points at the soldier* YOU!
Where`s Soul Edge!? I want my sister back!! D:<


Armor soldier: ………,
……….


Cassandra: ….!?!? *gets totally
frustrated and start moving her arms up and down furiously* Why don`t
you answer me you stupid, DUMBASS armor!?!?!?!? DX<


*The armor take It`s sword and points
It at Cassandra`s belly*


Cassandra: W-Wait… Why are you
pointing that sword at me??*sees the soldier moving* OH, S*******!
O_O


*The soldier stabs Cassandra*


Cassandra: X_X


K.O.!






Freaking 3


*Far away from Ostrheinsburg*


Talim: I`ll follow the wind whatever It
goes.


*The wind blows to the west and Talim
follows. Then the wind pass through a super strong river full of
sharp stones*


Talim: I must continue… * she
jumps in the river, gets scratched, full of cuts, totally wet and
almost drowned* I…MUST… FOLLOW … WIND!!


*The wind passes through a swamp full
of mud, holes, poison frogs, stones and crocodiles*


Talim: O_O * She keeps going, fall in
the mud and hit her head in the stones making a big tumor and some
cuts, than she falls in a hole and almost get choked by lianas, gets
poisoned by the frogs and severely injured by crocodiles* *Crawling*
F-FOLLOW…. W-WIND x_o


*The wind blows off cliff*


Talim: …… * She jumps and
dies*


K.O.!






Freaking 4


*Valentine`s mansion*


Cervantes: *pounds the door*


Ivy: *opens the door* Good morning…


Cervantes: * makes an attack throw* Not
so fast!


Ivy: ???


Cervantes: *makes another attack throw*
Not so fast!


Ivy: Go ask alms to another person!
*Closes the door*


Cervantes: o_o?






Freaking 5


*Raphael`s mansion*


Raphael: I`ll be right back my dear
Amy, just wait until I`m back, ok?


Amy: …*no response*


Raphael: Amy?


Amy: … Amy


Raphael: Amy??


Amy: Amy…


Raphael: Amy?…


Amy: …Amy…


Raphael: … O_o Amy, are you even
listening to me? ... Amy?


Amy: …….


Raphael: Are you ok?


Amy: …Amy.


Raphael: Crap…T_T






Freaking 6


*In a forest*


Xianghua: Kilik, are you sure this is
the right way?


Kilik: Of course, my sacred mirror
knows the way to find Soul Edge.


*They arrive in a place full of
Lizardmen*


Xianghua: What the hell are those ugly
creatures?


*Lizardman gets near then*


Xianghua: get away from me!


Lizardman: :[


Kilik: Oh, come on Xianghua, It doesn`t
want to harm us… To be serious, he looks pretty friendly. *
extends his hand to rub Lizardman`s head*


Lizardman: D8< *bites Kilik`s hand*


Kilik: Ghhaaa!!! My hand, you bitted my
hand! * he`s about to take his Kali-Yuga to hit Lizardman*


Xianghua: Kilik, wait!


Lizardman:
RRRRRRAAAAWWWW!!!!/KIIIIILLLL HIIIIIIMM!!!!/ D:< * hordes of
Lizardmen jump at Kilik, dilacerating him*


Kilik: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! HELP,
HELP!!!! THEY ARE EATING ME ALIVE!!! HEELLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEE!!!!! *he`s
eaten alive by the Lizardmen*


K.O.!


Xianghua: OMG, KILIK!!!... W-Wait…
W-What are you doing!?!?.... STAY AWAY FROM ME!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!
HEEELLLLLLLP!!! D8 *she`s taken by then to be eaten in the dinner*






Freaking 7


*outside Ostrheinsburg
castle*


Yunsung: I bet my soul that you cannot
kill me!


Tira (jolly): Silly boy, to kill you I
don`t even need to touch you!


Yunsung: Hehe, Then show me! >:D


Tira (jolly): OOOOOOK! ^_^ …..
WAAAATCHERS!!!


Yunsung: Watch… what???* sees a
giant flock of ravens going towards him* HOLY CRAP!! D8


*the entire flock attack him, pecking
and scratching him to death*


Tira (jolly): I told you. ^_^


Yunsung: WAAAAAAA!!! HEELLLLLP!!!
*agonizes and dies* X_X


K.O.!






Freaking 8


*Somewhere near of a village*


Mitsurugi: You`ll be just a stain on my
blade*draw his weapon and gets to his fighting stance*


Setsuka: you will pay for what you have
done to my master. I`ll not hesitate, DIE!!


*The two start fighting for their lives
and honor, Mitsurugi tries to attack her but she`s faster and attacks
him fist obliging him to keep defending*


Mitsurugi: *gets frustrated* enough of
this crap!*kicks Shishi-oh away and grabs a gun*


Setsuka: O_O


Mitsurugi: Asta la vista Baby!* Shoots
Setsuka many times*


Setsuka:*falls dead on the ground* X_X


Mitsurugi:*keeps shooting Setsuka until
the ammunition is over* I will be back.


K.O.!






Freaking 9


*Somewhere near Ostrheinsburg
castle*


Astaroth: You maggot! You think you can
defeat me!? HAHAHAHAHA! You are nothing more than a mere worn!


Maxi: you better watch your words you
freak! * Attacks Astaroth, but is deflected by his massive stone
body*


Astaroth: HAHAHAHAHA!!! You can`t even
hurt me! HAHAHA! >:D


Maxi: Ah Yeah? So EAT THIS! * Join his
hands with his fingers stretched*


Astaroth: ???


Maxi:
KAAAAAAAAMEEEEERAAAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!* the kameramera
hits Astaroth making a giant hole in his chest*


Astaroth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*Falls on
the floor moaning in agony *… You… Will….
PAY!!*points at Maxi*


Maxi: What you gonna do now uh? HAHA! I
learned that in Dragon Ball Z! You see, you messed with the bull and
now you got a-


Astaroth: DO-DO-PIIIEEE!!!!* The
dodopie hits Maxi in the head killing him immediately*


Astaroth: I got this in Dragon Ball Z
as well*coughs*…. You…. Maggot!*agonizes and dies as
well*


Double K.O.!


DRAW






Freaking 10


*Inside Ostrheinsburg
castle*


*Nightmare is sat on his throne reading
a book*


Nightmare: …


*Tira gets inside of the throne room
and bows to Nightmare*


Nightmare: What do you want
servant?*still reading the book*


Tira (gloomy): My king, there`s
something happening near your lands


Nightmare: and what`s the problem?*
still reading the book*


Tira (gloomy): A giant tower has
appeared out from nowhere and-


Nightmare:*Drops the book on the floor*
what!?... Where!? Show me, NOW!*rise up from his throne and walks
toward Tira*


Tira (gloomy): *walks to the broken
stained window and points to the huge tower* It appeared some minutes
ago and It`s sending a weird energy. If It continues, It will make
your evil energy disappear from the lands.


Nightmare: OH no, he will NOT! *Soul
Edge starts to bright and sends a wave of power towards the tower*


*At Tower of Rememberance*


Algol: Just a few more details and It`s
done.*using his powers to construct the final part of the top of the
tower* Done! *looks around* Ah! Home, sweet home!


*Suddenly he feels an evil energy
coming from somewhere*


Algol: What the…?


*a giant eye appears from nowhere on
the floor*


Algol: AAAA!!! My beautiful floor!
Who`s the responsible of this!!?......Wait…..*examines the
energy* no… It can`t be…


*the giant eye blinks almost like It`s
laughing*


Algol: ….*hears Nightmare
taunting*


Nightmare: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(maniacal laugh) Nice vista you bastard! >:D


Algol: NOOOOOOO! *fall to his
knees*CURSE YOU SOUL EDGE!!! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! DX

That's just my mind working on Soul Calibur...
Well, each FREAKING OUT will have 10 FREAKINGS.
If you get pluzzed with all that crazy stuff you can ask me why or where did I got those ideas.
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ArmoredAnubis Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow, These are very entertaining.
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half-rose Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thanks and sorry for the writting errors...
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PhantomoftheNight117 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Can't... Breathe.....
Wow, that was funny! I hope you will write more of these. XDDD
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half-rose Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I have more, I just have to upload it
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