Soul Calibur Freaking out 2

Soul
Calibur IV Freaking out 2

Freaking
11

*Somewhere
near a forest*

*Zasalamel
is meditating while one of is mirages observes him*

Zasalamel:
… Another vision!

Mirage:
o:

Zasalamel:
This is… This is….. This IS…..

Mirage:
O8

Zasalamel:
JUSTIN BIEBER!!! Baby, baby, baby ohhhh, baby, baby, baby ohhhh XD *
stops and makes a blank stare* Now I`m seeing something from South
America!

Mirage:
What is It? o8

Zasalamel:
It`s Sílvio Santos, the owner of SBT!!

Mirage:
What???

Zasalamel:
…. Wait, that`s Gugu
from Domingo
legal!...and….and
Restart
is singing in the program!!*Freaks out and starts singing* Eu
vou te esperarrrr, pra onde quer que eu vaaaa, pra onde quer que eu
vaaaa, te levo comigooo!!!
XD

Mirage:
o_o

Sílvio
Santos= owner of a Brazilian TV channel called SBT.

Gugu=
Ex owner of a TV program called Domingo Legal, from SBT

Restart=a
disgusting emo music band from brazil

Freaking
12

*outside
Ostrheinsburg
castle*

*
Taki and Yoshimitsu are about to fight*

Taki:
I can`t ignore your evil deeds… Even if you don`t have any….

Yoshimitsu:
Thou Hast lost Thy…. * forgot how to speak in that way* Ah,
f*** this crap! I`m tired of speaking like this stupid way! You wanna
know what!? I gonna kick your f***ing @$$!!!

Taki:
Watch what you say!! D:<

Yoshimitsu:
Go to the f***ing hell you B****!!! If you f*** off from my way I`ll
shove your kunai up in your A*****E!!!

Taki:
O_O Ok, that`s enough, prepare to die jedi!

Yoshimitsu:
FFFFFF*********K YOUUUU!!! D8<

Freaking
13

*At
Tower of Rememberance*

*Voldo
defeated Siegfried, Soul Calibur sticks on the ground*

Soul
Calibur: NO! It can`t be! I lost.

*Voldo
grabs Soul Edge and It`s about to destroy Soul Calibur but he
hesitates*

Soul
Edge: *Starts to bright* Why do you hesitate!?

Voldo:
O_O

Soul
Edge: Maybe I`ll e- *notices the huge mistake*

Soul
Calibur: You will what?

Soul
Edge: Herrr… *embarrassed*

Voldo:
???

Soul
Edge: …Just drop me….

Soul
Calibur: Hehehehe!

Soul
Edge: Shut up!

Freaking
14

*Inside
Ostrheinsburg
castle*

*
They are having dinner in the huge Dining room, Nightmare is sat on
the king`s chair, Tira, Astaroth, Voldo and Sophitia are sat on
regular chairs*

Tira
(jolly): *Looks at Nightmare* my king, why don`t you eat your food?

Nightmare:
Did you forget that I don`t need to eat or drink to survive?

Tira
(jolly): Then why do you eat Cinnamon buns?

Nightmare:
They just taste well okay? ... Now eat your meal and stop
questioning.

*Everybody
keeps silent*

Tira
(jolly): Oh, I still remember about yesterday.

Nightmare:
…Yeah, yesterday was very nice

Sophitia:
what happened yesterday?

Voldo:
? I_I

Nightmare:
I destroyed a small village with Tira

Tira
(jolly): Yeah, we killed everybody there.

Sophitia:
oh o:

Tira
(jolly): Nightmare quartered a bunch of people…

Sophitia:
wow*disgust*

Tira
(gloomy): You should have seen the walls full of blood and the
villagers’ body parts and bloody organs on the floor and walls.
(Jolly) Man, It was so nasty! ^_^

Sophitia:
OMG*starts feeling bad*

Nightmare:
The best part was when we found some living humans. I threw fire on
all of them… Hehe, we could see them screaming in agony as
their flesh began to bubbling broil by the flames.

Sophitia:
I-I`m not feeling well* It`s about to vomit*

Nightmare:
We were totally bathed with blood and gore…

Sophitia:
SX *vomits on her food and then passes out letting her head falls on
her own vomit*

                                                     
K.O.!

Nightmare:
What the hell!?!?

Tira
(gloomy): ARHG!

Astaroth:
Disgusting!

Voldo:
O_O

Freaking
15

*Inside
Ostrheinsburg
castle*

*Sophitia
goes to the prison area of the castle to give food to Pyrrha who have
been kidnapped by Tira and jailed there*

Sophitia:
Pyrrha, I brought some food to you

Pyrrha:
*backs away from her* where`s the red crystal mommy?

Sophitia:
*gets sad* … Y-you better eat you food… To get
stronger…

Pyrrha:*gets
frustrated* I don`t want that food! Where`s the red crystal!?!?

Sophitia:
…. No, I… you need to eat your food or yo-

Pyrrha: 
I don`t give a S*** about your f***ing food! I WANT THE RED
CRYSTAL!!! D:<

Sophitia:
don`t say bad words to your mother! * Slaps Pyrrha on the face*

Pyrrha:
No
mommy, don't do it again! Don't do it again! I'll be a good girl!
I'll be a good girl, I promise! No mommy don't hit me!*Slapped by her
mother* Why did you have to hit me like that! *Slapped by her mother
again* Why did you have to be such a b****!? Why don't you, Why don't
you f*** off and die!? Why don't you f*** off and die!? Why can't you
just f*** off and die!? Why can't you just leave here and die!? Never
stick your hand in my face again b****! F*** you!!! I don't need this
s***! You stupid sadistic abusive f***ing whore! How would you have
to see how it feels mommy!? Here it comes, get ready to die!!!

Sophitia:
o_o * starts crying* I just wanted everything back to normal! D> *
runs away letting the plate with food falls on the floor*

Pyrrha:
F***! T_T

Freaking
16

*outside
Ostrheinsburg
castle*

*Hilde
is leading Wolfkrone to the final battle against Osthereisnburg*

Hilde:
Lancers, MOVE!!!

*
The army moves toward the castle*

*
On the top of Ostrheinsburg castle*

Nightmare:
* to Hilde* SWALLOW IN DISPAIR, YOU USELESS, WRETCHED HUMAN!!! *
Gives middle finger* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!(Maniacal laugh)

*outside
Ostrheinsburg castle*

Hilde:
D8 WHAT!?... Soldiers, O Ostrheinsburg destroyed our honor!!!
ATTACK!!! * The entire army runs towards the castle* FOR THE
KINGDOM!!!

*
On the top of Ostrheinsburg
castle*

Tira
(gloomy): My king, weren`t we supposed to be down there to smash
those stupid fools!?

 Nightmare:
*Evil grin* this won`t be necessary… Let’s just observe.

Hilde:
HOLY CRAP!!! D8

*All
the Wolfkrone soldiers including Hilde runs towards Ostrheinsburg
bridge and falls in the deadly water that protects the castle since
the bridge is destroyed*

K.O.!,
K.O.!, K.O.!, K.O.!, K.O.!, K.O.!, K.O.!, K.O.!, K.O.!, K.O.!, K.O.!,
K.O.!, K.O.!, K.O.!, K.O.!...

Tira
(jolly): WOW, AWESOME!

Nightmare:
Hehe, We won the war.

Freaking
17

*Somewhere
in a forest*

Rock:
Bangoo, I`ll prove you that I`m the strongest person in the world!

Talim:
Winds.

 Rock:
You`ll be my first opponent!!

Talim:
what the…?

Rock:
AAAAA!!!

Talim:
O_O

*Defeats
Talim*

                                  
K.O.!

Rock:
More opponents!!!*sees Lizardman*

Lizardman:
Rrrraaww? /what? /*notices Rock reading is maul* GRRAAW! /CRAP! / O_O

*Defeats
Lizardman*

                             
K.O.!

*
Defeats Cassandra, Yunsung, Seung-Mina, Raphael, Amy, Voldo,
Zasalamel, Ivy, Cervantes and even Algol*

                       
  K.Os!

Rock:
See Bangoo, I am INVENCIBLE!!! > Ouch! Who did this *looks down
and sees a dodo* >:3 you think you can defeat me!? Hahahahahaha XD

*Suddenly
hordes of dodos appear from the woods*

Rock:
O_O * attacks Rock* AAAAAA!!! DX * They attack Rock until he`s dead*

                                                
K.O.!

Freaking
18

*in
a battle ground*

Astaroth:
WAHAHAHAHA!! You bunch of worms dare to defy me!? Hahaha, I`ll crush
the life out of you all!!! * Kill all the warriors in his front*

*A
strong light appears from nowhere*

Astaroth:
*Gets blind* OW MY EYES, THEY BURN! *the light gets weaker* Who`s
responsible of this!?!?

???:
Astaroth!

Astaroth:
???..... o_o *notices who spoke* Kratos!!

Kratos:
*crosses his arms* How much times will I have to say to do not speak
with strangers?

Astaroth:
B-but dad, I wasn`t speaking with strangers, I was playing a little…

Kratos:
Enough! No more killing and soul harvesting for one week. Go home,
now!

Astaroth:
AH! This isn`t fair!... I-I just wanted to play a little more…

Kratos:
*Lost patience* No more words boy, home NOW!

Astaroth:
*Sobbing* >X

Freaking
19

*In
a trail in the woods*

Seung-Mina:
AH man. I`m walking for more than one hour and no village…*
look at the sky* If I only find someone…

Cervantes:
*Jumps out from a bush* COME WITH ME TO HELL!!

Seung-Mina:
O_O No sir I`m not going anywhere!

Cervantes:
… If you don`t go, your soul will!

Seung-Mina:
You will be the one to go to hell if you don`t get away from my
front!*get to her fighting stance*

Cervantes:
*muttering* I never imagined it was so hard to get a girlfriend!

Seung-Mina:
WHAT!? * gets mad* )8<

Cervantes:
Herrr…

Seung-Mina:
GGRRR I`m gonna send you to your grave, and this time I`ll be sure
you`ll stay there!!! D8<

Cervantes:
No, wait, I just-*She cuts his head off* )X

                                                    
K.O.!

Freaking
20

*Outside
Tower of Rememberance*

 *
Siegfried and Nightmare are fighting on a ground surrounded by lava*

Siegfried:
I`ll atone for my sins, no matter It takes… Feel my Wrath!!

Nightmare:
You`re nothing more than a dead, soulless body who deserves nothing
more than death! You will never run away from your sins!! *Suddenly
stops and stares at Soul Calibur* …….. O_O !?!?

Soul
Calibur: S-Siegfried… * weak voice*

Siegfried:
Not now…. * Notices nightmare staring at Soul Calibur* What???

Nightmare:
Herr… I think Soul Calibur is melting… * points at the
sword with his huge claw*

Siegfried:
Eh? *looks at Soul Calibur who`s melting* OMG, SOUL CALIBUR IS
MELTING!! D8 *starts running in random directions *

Nightmare:
Siegfried, quick jump in there*points to a hole* It`s colder there!

Siegfried:
Thanks! *runs and jumps in the hole*

Soul
Calibur: Wait, It`s a trap!

Siegfried:
DAMN YOU NIGHTMAREEEEE!!! D8 * Falls in the fiery lava, screaming
while dying painfully and slowly* AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!!!

                                             
K.O.!

Nightmare:
Dumbass…